dilclo:

when she texts first <3

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

PIZZA AW SHIT YEAH

tangletots:

“i can never not reblog this!”

“i tried to scroll past this!”

“golden rule of tumblr always reblog!”

2olluxander:

 Once she was as meek as can 8e. 

lazili:

doctormallard answered: Stylish Eridan?

I-

I forgot what I was doing a long time ago.

notkatniss:

Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

an-egg:

r3troguy:

an-egg:

i havent made a good text post since 1992

you didn’t exist in 1992

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

you can’t be abusive and rude and disruptive and expect people to respect you because of it!!! that’s not how it works friend!!! 

xxkaaayxx:

haha. sorry guys. i lied.

this isnt my art blog.

this is the john in feminine clothing blog.

spookyb:

print this out and give it to your crush without saying anything

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it